Barbara Barett

Barbara Barett

Writer, Observer, Collector of Human Absurdity

Sugar Weasel Exposed!

The Gigolo Clown

“Bachelorette parties are two hundred dollars per hour and up The divorce party rate is three hundred—depending on what they want to do to me.”

Sugar Weasel

Sister Barbara

“Possibly she was a ballerina with bulging calves… I confronted and killed them all in various awful, clever, and cathartic ways.”