Barbara Barett
Writer, Observer, Collector of Human Absurdity
Sugar Weasel Exposed!
The Gigolo Clown“Bachelorette parties are two hundred dollars per hour and up The divorce party rate is three hundred—depending on what they want to do to me.”

Sister Barbara
“Possibly she was a ballerina with bulging calves… I confronted and killed them all in various awful, clever, and cathartic ways.”
