Barbara Barett

Barbara Barett

Writer, observer, collector of human absurdity.

Sugar Weasel Exposed!

The Gigolo Clown

“Bachelorette parties are two hundred dollars
per hour and up The divorce party rate
is three hundred—depending.”

Sugar Weasel

Sister Barbara

“Possibly she was a ballerina with bulging calves… I confronted and killed them all in various awful, clever, and cathartic ways.”